Dave the Sasquatch’s Day Out: A Trip to the Sea Lion Caves in Florence, Oregon!
Hey, fellow adventurers! It’s Dave here, your friendly neighborhood Sasquatch. I’m back with another adventure—this time, I traded my dense, mossy forest hideaway for a salty seaside escapade. Yup, you guessed it! I paid a visit to the world-famous Sea Lion Caves in Florence, Oregon. And, let me tell you, it was a roaring good time (literally)!
The Journey There
Now, for a bigfoot like me, traveling can be tricky. People think they’re seeing some bear on stilts if they spot me on the highway, so I usually stick to the back trails. But, luckily, Oregon’s got plenty of those. I trekked along the Siuslaw River, which was quite peaceful, and before I knew it, I emerged from the thick pines to the sight of crashing waves and seabirds soaring overhead. The smell of salt and kelp hit my nose (beats the smell of old pinecones any day), and I knew I was getting close!
First Impressions: The Cave Entrance
When I arrived at the entrance of the Sea Lion Caves, I had to hang back until the humans weren’t around. Turns out, I’m not exactly what they’re expecting when they buy a ticket. But with my stealthy skills, I managed to slip in unseen (thanks, tree camouflage training!).
The first thing I noticed was the sound—like a rumbling growl, but not the kind that means ‘get off my territory!’ Nope, these were the echoes of sea lions, and they were louder than any cougar I’ve ever faced. I could tell these fellas were BIG.
Inside the Cave: Sea Lion Central!
Okay, the cave itself? Pretty epic. Imagine a cathedral made entirely out of seaweed and rock with waves crashing through it like a natural symphony. The Sea Lion Caves are huge—like, ‘big enough for a whole Sasquatch family reunion’ huge. I found a cozy little spot behind some rocks where I could get a good view without being seen. Those sea lions were all lounging around like they owned the place. Some of them were even barking at each other—guess even sea lions have family squabbles, huh?
I was surprised by how chill they were. They didn’t seem to mind me hanging out nearby; maybe they thought I was just a really hairy boulder. (I do have that effect sometimes.)
Fun Facts I Learned
Now, I’m no expert on sea lions (I spend most of my time studying squirrel migration patterns), but I did overhear some humans talking. Apparently, the Sea Lion Caves are the largest sea cave in America! Who knew, right? I also learned that the sea lions hanging out here are called Steller sea lions. They’re huge and have these majestic whiskers—kind of like my cousin, Grizzly Greg, but less grumpy.
Another thing I learned: these caves are ancient! They’ve been around for about 25 million years. Makes me feel young in comparison. I mean, I’ve only been roaming these forests for a few centuries, give or take.
Snack Time and Souvenirs
Now, I gotta admit, I brought a little picnic for myself. The sea air makes a Sasquatch hungry. I had some fresh wild berries, a handful of mushrooms, and a salmon I caught on the way (sushi-style, of course). But watching those sea lions dive in and out of the water made me a little jealous—I mean, it’d be pretty cool to swim like that. Unfortunately, all this fur and water don’t mix. Trust me, a wet Sasquatch smells worse than a skunk cabbage in July.
On my way out, I snagged a little seashell as a souvenir. Don’t worry, I left it where I found it after taking a look—leave no trace, folks, that’s the Sasquatch way.
Final Thoughts
The Sea Lion Caves are a must-visit, even for a forest-dweller like me. The sound of the sea, the epic cave structure, and those sea lions were something else! Plus, it’s always nice to get out of the woods and stretch my big feet somewhere new. If you ever find yourself on the Oregon Coast, I’d definitely recommend swinging by—just keep an eye out for me. (I might be the big, hairy shadow you spot from the lookout!)
Alright, that’s all for now, folks. Time to head back to the forest—those squirrels aren’t gonna track themselves!
Stay wild,
Dave the Sasquatch 🦶
